No, Confusingous will not mention the pending lawsuit, which is entertaining in itself.
Check out this tidbit from the NY Daily News:
Eddy Curry has told close friends that he would welcome a deal to either Miami or Chicago but a trade of that magnitude won't take place unless Eddy starts playing. If I'm Miami, I'd take a chance on Curry. The undersized Heat could use a powerful low-post scorer and with the proper diet and training regiment perhaps Curry can improve his fitness. Sure, he's not very effective once he's steps five feet from the basket but when Curry does get deep post position he can be unstoppable.
New York Daily News
Unstoppable? Try putting a box of donuts in the key and he'll dive for it like a gull to a fish!
